Campout

Mom: Did you boys have fun sleeping in the tent last night? Drew: Yes! Luke: Yes, but it would have been more fun if you weren't there.

When I'm dead

Drew: When I'm dead, I'm going to be a police officer.

Luke: Drew, you can't be a police officer when you're dead, you'll be an angel in heaven.

Drew: No, I'm going to be a police officer.

Mom: Drew, do you mean that when you grow up, you want to be a police officer?

Drew: No, Mom. When I'm dead, I'm going to be a police officer.

Luke: You can't Drew, you'll be dead. You'll be an angel.

Drew: No, a police officer.

Mommy's belly

Drew (as he pushes on my stomach): "Mom, what is this?"

Mom: "My belly"

Drew: "Wow, you ate a lot of food!"

Sharing

Luke had a substitute teacher at school today.

When we got home, he opened his lunch and gave Drew a gummy bear.

When I asked where he got it from, he said his substitute teacher gave it to him - he said she gave him two, he ate one and saved the other one for Drew!